Free Yourself


orange is the new black has taught me so many things like

  • if someone says they don’t like your food, starve them for days and then serve them a used tampon sandwich
  • non-christians must refer to jesus as mr. christ
  • if someone is bothering you and i throw my pie for you, that means you’re my wife
  • it’s called bora bora bora
  • it’s a big deal if you see a real living chicken outside
  • if someone breaks up with you, you have to pee on their floor to teach them a lesson

(Source: naomilys)